#301. hello macbook pro + hilarious

Thank yous go to my dad for this graduation gift!

(My old laptop was on its way to the grave.... perfect timing, it being right around graduation time and all)

Photo taken on June 29.
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Randomly found a page of the cutest quotes from little kids. Kids are both wise and hilarious.

What is the proper age to get married?

•When I am done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife.” (Tommy, 5)

When is it okay to kiss someone?

•“You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, ‘cause she’ll want to have videos of the wedding.” (Jim, 10)

•“Never kiss in front of other people. It’s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.” (Kally, 9)

The Great Debate: Is it better to be single or married?

•“It’s better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them.” (Lynette, 9)

•“It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid. I don’t need that kind of trouble.” (Kenny, 7)

On the role of good looks in love and marriage:

•“It isn’t always just how you look. Look at me. I’m handsome like anything and I haven’t got anybody to marry me yet.” (Gary, 7)

Concerning why lovers hold hands:

•“They want to make sure their rings don’t fall off, because they paid good money for them.” (David, 8)

Confidential opinions about love:

•“Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I’ve been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.” (Bobby, 8)

How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?

•“Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food,” (Brad, 8)

What most people are thinking when they say ‘I love you’:

•“The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him, but I hope he showers at least once a day.” (Michelle, 9)

How to make love endure:

•“Don’t forget your wife’s name… that will mess up the love.” (Roger, 8)

•“Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take the trash out.” (Randy, 8)